(via asian)
(via asian)
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- “Make me”,
- “oh really”,
- “is that so”
“prove it”
“What’s in it for me?”
“The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE.”
“This is my swamp”
(via asian)
please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that
(via unearth1y)
i’m crying tears of joy OTL . why did I just find this now. this is so good. too good im crying so much that my tears can fill ten Olympic sized pools.
cr: Army Amalia
Mind fuck
this is impossible to sing along to.
THIS OMG.
WHAT A GREAT START INTO THE NEW YEAR
Oh my gosh wtf
(via idk-kpop)
please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye
on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it
both of these
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The Signs as Potions
Aries- a frothing blood-orange Draught of Power in a carefully sealed flask. Possible side effects: increased ego, false invincibility, corruption
Taurus- the gleaming lilac Elixir of Euphoria in a carved crystal bottle. Possible side effects: uncontrollable giddiness, disorderly fits of laughter, chronic hiccups
Gemini- a fizzy purple Brew of Impersonation in a stained glass bottle. Possible side effects: development of alter egos, loss of self, deformed features
Cancer- a shimmering blue tonic of pure Healing power in a small vial. Possible side effects: a god complex, desensitization of suffering, extreme euphoria
Leo- an ice covered, pale pink liquid in an extravagant bottle marked "Serum of Beauty." Possible side effects: extreme inflation of ego while potion is in use, rapid deflation of ego once potion wears off, a distant feeling of longing
Virgo- a radiant, golden Infusion of Mind Control tucked away in a phial carved from emeralds. Possible side effects: blurred vision, insomnia, temporary loss of consciousness
Libra- a clear sparkling Love potion in a heavy crystal bottle. Possible side effects: extreme infatuation, tingly limbs, starry eyes
Scorpio- a silver, bubbling Elixir of Dreams in a rune covered bottle. Possible side effects: hallucinations, rejection of reality, prolonged slumber
Sagittarius- a red/gold swirled Elixir of Chaos in an oddly decorated vial. Possible side effects: bodily injury, bruised conscience, destruction
Capricorn- the sloshing midnight Potion of Death, hidden away in an ink stained bottle. Possible side effects: confusion, mood swings, eventual death
Aquarius- a white, smoking potion in a bone carved cup marked "Essence of Insanity." Possible side effects: impaired balance and coordination, dangerous mood swings, light-headedness
Pisces- the glowing magenta potion of an Ethereal Draught in a flask inset with pearls. Possible side effects: extreme paranoia, dizziness, insanity
(Source: weheartit.com, via zombie-kaat-deactivated20200803)